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The Marriage Negotiations 
An elderly couple had been courting for over forty years and finally decided it was time to marry.
To avoid misunderstandings, they carefully discussed everything over dinner:
finances, 
living arrangements, and all the little details of married life. The old man even took notes 
.Finally, he asked tentatively:
“How do you feel about sex?”The old lady replied thoughtfully:
“Well… I’d have to say I would like it infrequently.”The old man, pencil in hand, paused and asked:
“Is that one word or two?”
