Jokes & fun

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Joke Music!!!!
Music!!!! Trying to disguise his voice, Carl calls his ex-wife and asks to speak to himself. Jody, his former wife says, "Carl, look, we are not married anymore -- quit bothering me!" The next day, Carl calls again, resulting in the same sequence of events. The following day though when he calls, his ex-wife says, "Listen. I told you we're...
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Joke Erectile Dysfunction! (Adult Content)
Erectile Dysfunction! (Adult Content) Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. His wife asked him, "What happened to you?" "I've had a terrible day!" says Bob. I had to go to a hotel, where a guest had died in his sleep! When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag, because he had a huge erection!"...
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Joke Just Lucky I Guess!
Just Lucky I Guess! Little Johnny and the little girl next door are in love. One day Johnny goes to his mother and tells her that the two are getting married. She thinks this is absolutely adorable and asks, "Well Johnny, where are the two of you going to live?" He says they can live in her room. "And how are you going to support your new...
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Joke Red Potion No.9
Red Potion No.9 Bob and his wife Jane received a letter from their daughter who had gone to study "Modern Biochemistry" overseas. She wrote, "My dear parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back, you will be so old. Therefore, I am enclosing a bottle of a red potion that I have invented. It will...
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Mikev
Brain Teaser Fruit Maths 🍌
Fruit Maths 🍌 What is the final number? 🤔 I will post the answer below later.
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mOiOz
SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE...
SOMETHING YOU REALLY LIKE...
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mOiOz
SUNWOOF
SUNWOOF
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WOOFERS x 3
WOOFERS x 3
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NO DNA TEST NEEDED
NO DNA TEST NEEDED
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BABY CARROTS
BABY CARROTS
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RELATIONSHIP STATUS
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'phrase' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... We're also accepting this answer...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'phrase' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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mOiOz
WEDDING DRESS
WEDDING DRESS
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Joke Chocked!
Chocked!
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Wedding invitation, kind of lol
Wedding invitation, kind of lol
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Photo of the year
Photo of the year
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mOiOz
VIAGRA FALLS
VIAGRA FALLS
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REVENGE OF THE WEIGHTY!
REVENGE OF THE WEIGHTY!
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SHORT CUT BACON
SHORT CUT BACON
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Shopping List
Shopping List
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mOiOz
HOW DOGS & CATS THINK
HOW DOGS & CATS THINK
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mOiOz
MY NAME IS BONG
MY NAME IS BONG
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mOiOz
PARACHUTE CLUB
PARACHUTE CLUB Yesterday, my daughter emailed me yet *again*, asking why I don’t do something more 'useful' with my time. 'What, lounging by the pool with a glass of wine isn’t useful?' I teased her back. She seems to love bringing up how I should be spending my time in more 'productive' ways. She told me she was 'only thinking of my...
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ELEVATOR / LIFT
ELEVATOR / LIFT
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