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Joke "How long?"
"How long?" Texan flies into Sydney, gets in a taxi and asks to go to his hotel in Manly, so they have to go through the city and across the Sydney Harbour Bridge. As they’re driving towards the city, the texan sees the Sydney tower, and asks the taxi driver “What’s that?’ Taxi driver says “Mate, That’s Sydney Tower!” Texan asks ‘How long did...
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Joke What are they?
What are they?
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Observer
Joke How to confuse a self driving car
How to confuse a self driving car
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Joke blah blah blah
blah blah blah
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Joke Bye bye scales
Bye bye scales
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Observer
Joke Double me up
Double me up
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Observer
Joke Now an old woman
Now an old woman
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Observer
Joke Warm stream
Warm stream
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Observer
Joke Ain't she pretty
Ain't she pretty
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Joke Bad Dog
Bad Dog
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Joke The Piano man is in Town.
The Piano man is in Town.
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DannyKaye
He should have listened
He should have listened A bookie had had a winning day at Randwick. A man with a speech impediment came along and said I just had mmmyyy 5ttt. The bookie said Nickoff I didn't offer 5 to 1 on any race. The other man persisted and continued, my 5ttt. The bookie got annoyed and since he had a great day says to the man, here take this $50...
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Joke Pigs Fly tooo
Pigs Fly tooo
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mOiOz
NEW LABOURERS
NEW LABOURERS
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke Get rid of my toilet, I get rid of yours
Get rid of my toilet, I get rid of yours
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Cheb
3 Little Words
3 Little Words
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Cheb
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Observer
Joke Walking slowly
Walking slowly
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Observer
Joke Hmmmm It's a hard decision
Hmmmm It's a hard decision
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Cheb
The Coach
The Coach
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Cheb
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Observer
Joke A chickens lifestyle
A chickens lifestyle
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mOiOz
ONCE YOU SEE IT...
ONCE YOU SEE IT...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
LONDON MARATHON
LONDON MARATHON
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Red Gem
Joke Bus
Bus
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Observer
Joke Flip the picture
Flip the picture
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mOiOz
BAR - IN/OUT
BAR - IN/OUT
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