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Joke Can silver be changed to gold?
Can silver be changed to gold?
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Joke No pooping
No pooping
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Joke Money or time?
Money or time?
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Joke Will I, or won't I, the rest is history for me.
Will I, or won't I, the rest is history for me.
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Joke The SDC ANZAC Day Special Edition - Jokes from the Trenches of the ANZACs
The SDC ANZAC Day Special Edition - Jokes from the Trenches of the ANZACs The General and The Captain A general and a captain walking down the street passed a number of soldiers, and each time one of them saluted the officers, the captain saluted back and said, “The same to you.” “Why do you always say that?” the general asked the captain...
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Observer
Joke You just know you're in for it.
You just know you're in for it.
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Joke I love my wife.
I love my wife.
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mOiOz
TAXI IN LONDON
TAXI IN LONDON
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HOUSE CLEAN
HOUSE CLEAN
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mOiOz
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Jarred Santos
Joke RETIREMENT BONUS
RETIREMENT BONUS A cheeky one sent in by member Bill S. with the message: 'If this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humour impaired!' The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight...
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Joke Typical Camp Commander
Typical Camp Commander A new camp commander was appointed, and while inspecting the place, he saw 2 soldiers guarding a bench. He went over and asked them why do they do it. 'We don't know. The last commander told us to do so, and so we did. It is some sort of regimental tradition!' The new camp commander searched for the last commander's...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 23.04.2024
Afternoon Riddle 23.04.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the...
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Joke I Wish I Could be left Alone
I Wish I Could be left Alone
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Joke So true. Where is this world going.
So true. Where is this world going.
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mOiOz
ALEC BALDWIN WAITING...
ALEC BALDWIN WAITING...
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Joke Poof!
Poof! A sergeant-major and two privates are walking through a city park, and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The genie says, 'I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you just one.' 'Me first! Me first!' says one of the privates. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a...
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏...
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Joke Waiting...
Waiting... Cartoon by Robert Leighton
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mOiOz
I DANCED...
I DANCED...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MY LIVING WILL
MY LIVING WILL
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
UNATTENDED CHILDREN
UNATTENDED CHILDREN
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
I'M DEATH...!
I'M DEATH...!
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mOiOz
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Joke This is soo true
This is soo true
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Observer
Joke Marvels of medicine
Marvels of medicine
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