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Luckyus
Joke Evolution Of Arithmetic Test
Evolution Of Arithmetic Test 1970’s arithmetic test: A logger cuts and sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is four fifths of that amount. What is his profit? 1980’s new-math test: A logger exchanges a set (L) of lumber for a set (M) of money. The cardinality of set M is 100. The set C of production costs contains...
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Luckyus
Joke Blonde Speedster
Blonde Speedster A blonde is speeding down a deserted street when she is pulled over by a police officer. The officer very politely requests to see the blondes license. The blonde very indignant replies, “You know what? I’m getting tired of you cops. You just can’t make up your mind. Last week you took away my license, and now you want me...
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mOiOz
CINDERELLA
CINDERELLA
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Luckyus
Joke Are You Crying, Honey?
Are You Crying, Honey? About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably. She gets up and starts to look for him. He’s not in the bathroom, living room, or in the kitchen. As she passes the laundry room, she hears his faint sniffels coming from the basement. She turns...
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mOiOz
KAREN STREET
KAREN STREET
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Luckyus
Joke She Is Alive
She Is Alive A funeral service was being held for a young woman who had just passed away. As the pallbearers carried the casket out, they accidentally bumped into a wall. They heard a faint moan come from inside the casket. They opened the casket and found that the woman was still alive! She went on to live 10 more years and then died...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Evils of Drugs
Evils of Drugs Two young blokes appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use I'll see you back in court Monday.” On Monday, the judge...
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Luckyus
Joke Womans Husband
Womans Husband Woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired...
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mOiOz
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE
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mOiOz
MARRIED COUPLE IN RESTAURANT
MARRIED COUPLE IN RESTAURANT
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Riddle Word Unscramble 17.01.2025
Word Unscramble 17.01.2025 Hello there! :D We have another Word Unscramble challenge for you! Just unscramble a series of letters to reveal today's mystery word. Here's today’s word: M A I R H O O N U S Think you can crack it? If so, submit your answers in the comments below. Good luck and enjoy!
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mOiOz
TWATS IN TRAINING...
TWATS IN TRAINING...
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Danielle G.
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 16.01.2025
Afternoon Riddle 16.01.2025 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! What kind of cup doesn't hold water? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And don't forget, our handy 'spoiler'...
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A woman's revenge going to love this
A woman's revenge going to love this A woman's revenge ...you going to love this, I would love a react from everyone pls After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked the wife to move out and then he would buy...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🧒
Dad Joke 🧒 Why was the paediatrician always losing his temper? He had little patients. 😊
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 😨
Dad Joke 😨 I’ve recently discovered I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them. I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them. 😊
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke ''Who's Geoff?''
''Who's Geoff?'' Wife: ''I have heard that a man gets deaf if he has ''Viagra'' often''. Husband: ''Who the hell is Geoff, and what is he doing at Niagara?''
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mOiOz
(Speaks for itself!)
(Speaks for itself!)
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mOiOz
WHAT THE HELL...!
WHAT THE HELL...!
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mOiOz
IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE.
IT'S CLIMATE CHANGE.
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mOiOz
GREAT GRANDPA
GREAT GRANDPA
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Mikev
Joke Foot Faults 🥎
Foot Faults 🥎 Here is a funny tennis cartoon 🥎
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midgemills
Joke Cake?
Cake?
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke Earsy Pearsy!
Earsy Pearsy! After learning the Lamaze method of natural childbirth, I was admitted to the delivery room with my wife. It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finally announced, "I've got the head now; just a few more minutes." "Is it a girl or boy?" I asked excitedly. The doctor replied, "I don't know. It's hard to tell by the ears."
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