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Observer
Joke Looking for the perfect date
Looking for the perfect date
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Joke Senior’s Joke
Senior’s Joke Here’s a funny seniors joke
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Wandiwa
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SirExton
Joke Kitchen hack
Kitchen hack
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mOiOz
SEX MACHINE
SEX MACHINE
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Observer
Joke Good story
Good story AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER...
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mOiOz
OPENING A RESTAURANT
OPENING A RESTAURANT
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Training!
Training! While I was living in Japan a woman approached me on the train... She said to me, "What's black and white and red all over?" "Wow," I said, "You can speak English?" "Just a riddle," she said.
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Skipton
Joke Stones!
Stones! A soccer hooligan is charged with disorderly conduct and assault after a match. The arresting officer states that the accused had thrown something into the river not far from the stadium. “What exactly did the accused throw into the river?” the judge asks. “Stones, sir,” the officer replies. The judge is confused. “Well, that’s...
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Skipton
Joke Lonely Hearts!
Lonely Hearts!
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 17.07.2024
Riddle Masters 17.07.2024 Good Morning Riddle Masters! :) Let's get your brains working with the first riddle of the week: What do an island and the letter 'T' have in common? Quite a head-scratcher, isn't it? Share your answer in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will hide yours and others’ answers. To view the...
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Skipton
Joke Over Easy!
Over Easy! A Canadian tourist is fascinated by the Native American way of life and culture, so, he decides to visit a reservation in the United States to find out more. After a long and dusty drive through the Arizona desert, he finally arrives at the reservation. Soon after his arrival, the tourist meets an old chief, who claims to remember...
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Skipton
Joke AH!
AH! A cop pulls up a speeding driver, who is very angry at being stopped and very unco-operative. The cop writes him a ticket and notes "AH" on the bottom. The driver asks what that means and the cop replies "That's to remind me what an asshole you are". Later in court the cop is being questioned by the driver's barrister, who says "What...
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Macs-241
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them dearly, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat explosive effect on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, “she’ll never go through with the marriage with me...
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BruceAnderson
Don’t let your dog pee on my tent !!
Don’t let your dog pee on my tent !!
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Joke It's so cold...
It's so cold...
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Wandiwa
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Observer
Joke Slow down with the drinking
Slow down with the drinking
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mOiOz
SICK? YOU'RE SICK?
SICK? YOU'RE SICK?
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mOiOz
FAILED EXAM
FAILED EXAM
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
TIGHT ARSE
TIGHT ARSE
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Pretty easy, eh? All of you got it correct! Here's...
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mOiOz
AUTOCORRECTED
AUTOCORRECTED
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
LOWERING STRESS
LOWERING STRESS
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Cuddles
Cuddles
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
CAN YOU MULTITASK?
CAN YOU MULTITASK?
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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