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mOiOz
A FUNERAL AND PALLBEARERS
A FUNERAL AND PALLBEARERS
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mOiOz
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Joke Roll call
Roll call
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magpie1
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mOiOz
CONDOMS & COFFINS
CONDOMS & COFFINS
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Diploma
Diploma A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around KMart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, ''And here's something for you, Diploma," or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma," and so on. Eventually a bewildered shopper who had heard all this finally asked, "Why do you keep calling...
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Observer
Joke He forgot again
He forgot again
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mjm9
Danny boy plumbing service
Danny boy plumbing service
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mjm9
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Skipton
Joke Doin Time!
Doin Time! A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip...
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Mark K
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Joke Women
Women
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Observer
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Mikev
Brain Teaser Matchsticks Equation 🤔
Matchsticks Equation 🤔 Move 1 matchstick and Remove 1 matchstick to fix this equation 🤔 I will post the answer below later.
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'place' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… but we also accepted Congratulations to these...
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Skipton
Joke Stickers
Stickers " Mick, i met a bloke the other day who was so depressed, so downcast, he thought he was worthless in his current employment....." " Mick i tried to cheer Seamus up with some words of encouragement to convince him that whatever he did, it was important " " So Paddy, what was his line of employment " ???? " He made the stickers that...
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Skipton
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Observer
Joke Don't laugh
Don't laugh
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mOiOz
THE GRAVESIDE SERVICE
THE GRAVESIDE SERVICE
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke Nicknames!
Nicknames!
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
"PECKER PIC"
"PECKER PIC"
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
GAVISCON AD
GAVISCON AD
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Wandiwa
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mjm9
An old one from the COVID quarantine days
An old one from the COVID quarantine days
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mjm9
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mOiOz
TESTICLE TEST
TESTICLE TEST
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Littleboy8
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melnugro
Condoms VS Gloves
Condoms VS Gloves A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves... "Do you know how they make these rubber gloves ?" She said, "No ?" "Well," he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have this big building set up...
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Littleboy8
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🐮
Dad Joke 🐮 What do you call an obvious cow? Predictabull. 😀
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Mikev
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Skipton
Joke 2024 Darwin Awards
2024 Darwin Awards Yes, it's that magical time when Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He...
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Luckyus
Joke A Couple Are Having A Dinner Party
A Couple Are Having A Dinner Party A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his boxers. His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, “Hey, the guests are gonna be here any minute. Go and put something on.” “Oh no, I won’t,” he says. “I want everybody to see how...
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mOiOz
HE'S PULLED MY TITS.....
HE'S PULLED MY TITS.....
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mOiOz
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Macs-241
Guy runs his Tesla with gasoline ..... What The F__K ..?
Guy runs his Tesla with gasoline ..... What The F__K ..? Guy runs his Tesla with gasoline ..... What The F__K .....? '
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
FULL BODY MASSAGE $30
FULL BODY MASSAGE $30
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