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mOiOz
BY THE TIME I REALISED...
BY THE TIME I REALISED... ]
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
WOKES
WOKES START OF THE 'WOKES'!
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
DID I OFFEND YOU?
DID I OFFEND YOU?
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
FUN FACT; HUMANS...
FUN FACT; HUMANS...
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Weak Off!
Weak Off! Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. "I started a new practice last year," the first one said. "I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months." "Why in the world would you do that?" the other asked. She responded, "It's the best way I can learn which ones...
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Wandiwa
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Joke A sitting horse
A sitting horse Source: Brennan Rogers / YouTube
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Danielle G.
Riddle Word Unscramble 15.01.2025
Word Unscramble 15.01.2025 Good morning, members! ☀️ Are you excited to take on today's Word Unscramble challenge? All you have to do is unscramble the jumbled words to find the correct answer! Here's today's word: G U N A N T R A G A Can you guess it? If you know the answer, submit it in the comments below. Good luck and enjoy! :)
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Sanchap
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mOiOz
BABY-SITTER
BABY-SITTER
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RFG
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Skipton
Joke Fur Goodness Sake!
Fur Goodness Sake! "Last week a grain of sand got into my wife's eye and she had to go to the doctor. It cost me fifty dollars." "That's nothing, last week a fur got in my wife's eye and it cost me five hundred dollars."
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Skipton
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 👁️
Dad Joke 👁️ There was just a cop at my door. Said he was looking for a man with one eye. I told him to use both and he'll probably find him a lot quicker. 😊
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Mikev
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mOiOz
ANTICIPATING VALENTINE
ANTICIPATING VALENTINE
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
SHOWERING - Men -vs- Women
SHOWERING - Men -vs- Women
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Ivory
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mOiOz
EXTRA EMOJIS
EXTRA EMOJIS
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Ivory
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Joke Dinosaur models?
Dinosaur models?
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Skipton
Joke Stone The Crows!!!
Stone The Crows!!! The arithmetic teacher proposed the following to the class, "If there are three crows on a fence and one is shot, how many would be left?" After a short time, Little Johnny shouts out, "Two left." The teachers response, "I'm afraid you don't get the point. Let me repeat the joke. There were three crows on a fence and one...
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Mando
A Bit Punny....
A Bit Punny.... An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected. I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate. Studies show cows produce more milk...
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Miss Chris
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Ivory
Equine Literary Standards
Equine Literary Standards
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Ivory
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… But many of you gave another possible answer so we...
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mOiOz
I HAVE TO SNEEZE
I HAVE TO SNEEZE
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mOiOz
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Joke Pardon?
Pardon?
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Nozmo
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🌦️
Dad Joke 🌦️ What do you call a carnivorous weatherman? 🌦️ A meat-eaterologist. 😊
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Mikev
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A wife's interuation
A wife's interuation
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mOiOz
SNOW FAIRIES!
SNOW FAIRIES!
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🎸
Dad Joke 🎸 How do you get into the School of Rock? 🎸 You rock enroll. 😊
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Mikev
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mOiOz
OLD LADIES KNITTING
OLD LADIES KNITTING
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Wandiwa
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