[Luckyus]

GOOD OLD MUM​

A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Nathan."

All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-pence piece
When it used to be the size of a 5 pence piece."

Her mother says,

"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an12 bedroom mansion
You drive a £500,000 Ferrari,
You get £10,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away...

Over 45p?"

NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER!!!