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Inter Interested In A Threesome I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty damn good for a 60 year old as well. We had a few drinks, and she asked me if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? "What's that? I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome", she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her...
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mOiOz
BIRDWATCHING...
BIRDWATCHING...
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mOiOz
WHY CATS.....
WHY CATS.....
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mOiOz
AUSTRALIAN'S AMBASSADOR BABIES
AUSTRALIAN'S AMBASSADOR BABIES
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Ivory
Misconstrued
Misconstrued
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Counselling Session
Counselling Session
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gkabbara
🎯🌲 The Hunters’ Emergency Call 📞😂
🎯🌲 The Hunters’ Emergency Call 📞😂 Two hunters are out in the woods 🌲🦌 when one of them suddenly collapses 😵. He’s not breathing and his eyes look glazed 👀. The other hunter panics, whips out his 📱 and calls emergency services 🚑. “My friend is dead! 💀 What can I do?” The operator replies: “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s...
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mjm9
The brilliant Steven Wright
The brilliant Steven Wright
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Observer
Joke Outside the pub
Outside the pub
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mOiOz
HOME INSULATION
HOME INSULATION
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Luckyus
Joke Joint Decision
Joint Decision "My husband and I have reached the difficult decision That we do not want children. If anybody does, Please just send me your contact details And we can drop them off tomorrow."
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Luckyus
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mOiOz
MY 8th BIRTHDAY PARTY!
MY 8th BIRTHDAY PARTY!
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mOiOz
WYE RIVER
WYE RIVER
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mOiOz
POLICE OUTSIDE PUB...
POLICE OUTSIDE PUB...
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mOiOz
DATING A WEATHERGIRL...
DATING A WEATHERGIRL...
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mOiOz
ROUGH NEIGHBOURHOOD
ROUGH NEIGHBOURHOOD
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Luckyus
Joke China Doll
China Doll I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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mOiOz
ONLINE TRAINING
ONLINE TRAINING
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mOiOz
SPELL CHECKER
SPELL CHECKER
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Luckyus
Joke Proofread
Proofread
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mOiOz
GRANDFATHER DIED
GRANDFATHER DIED
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mOiOz
PRACTICE CELIBACY
PRACTICE CELIBACY PRACTICE CELIBACY
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Luckyus
Joke Van Profile
Van Profile
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Luckyus
Joke Learned How To Say "Hi" In Mandarin
Learned How To Say "Hi" In Mandarin
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Observer
Joke Tom lost his wife 😥
Tom lost his wife 😥 Tom had lost his wife about a year ago , and word around town was he was about to marry a much younger mail-order bride . Curious (and a little concerned), the banker walked over and asked, “Tom, is it true what I’ve been hearing? You’re getting married again?” Tom grinned and said, “Sure is! She’ll be 21 in November.”...
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