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Blonde Goes to a Salon !
Blonde Goes to a Salon ! A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut. She instructed that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones. The stylist refused to cut her hair like that, so she left. She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. This time, the...
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Joke You cannot trust these painters as there are a few different types out there now.
You cannot trust these painters as there are a few different types out there now.
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Danielle G.
Joke 🤫 don't say it...
🤫 don't say it...
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mOiOz
LOST GLASSES
LOST GLASSES
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HOW TO TELL...
HOW TO TELL...
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Granddad Joke of the Day
A bookie had had a winning day at Randwick. A man with a speech impediment came along and said I hhhad mmy 5ttt. The bookie said Nick off I didn't offer 5 to 1 on any race. The other man persisted and continued, my 5ttt. The bookie got annoyed and since he had a great day says to the man, here take this $50 and nick off. He takes the $50...
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Mikev
Joke He’s Lying 🐶
He’s Lying 🐶
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A Simple Explanation
A Simple Explanation Dick was experiencing quite a bit of discomfort in his genital area so he went to the doctors to explain the situation. The Dr. examined him, took a specimen & asked him to come back the next day. When he returned the Dr explained it this way. He said, you know when boxers get belted around their head quite a bit they...
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Observer
Joke Only a true builder can relate
Only a true builder can relate
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mOiOz
HELMET FOR...
HELMET FOR...
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mOiOz
HELL'S ANGLERS...
HELL'S ANGLERS...
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mOiOz
BMX BRAKES...
BMX BRAKES...
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mOiOz
SINGLE CAR...
SINGLE CAR...
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 💧
Dad Joke 💧 I accidentally drank holy water with my laxatives. 💧 I’m about to start a religious movement. 😊
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mOiOz
I PREFER TO MEET...
I PREFER TO MEET...
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Riddle Fill in the Blank 17.06.2025
Fill in the Blank 17.06.2025 G'day, members! Let’s test your knowledge with today’s Fill in the Blank challenge! 🧠 'Don't spoil the ship for a ______ of tar.' — traditional English proverb A. Shilling B. Drop C. Dab D. Penny Think you know the answer? Drop it in the comments and let’s see who gets it right first! 🎯 This is a bit tricky...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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mjm9
Married 50 years ago
Married 50 years ago
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Riddle Emojis Decoded 18.06.2025 (PM)
Emojis Decoded 18.06.2025 (PM) Hi members! 👋 This week, we're switching up our Emojis Decoded segment! We thought it would be fun if you could guess what this series of emojis represents. For today, we're decoding holidays! Can you guess this one? Credit: Seniors Discount Club Hint: A vibrant festival before Lent, famous in New Orleans...
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Riddle Geoguesser 18.06.2025 (Afternoon)
Geoguesser 18.06.2025 (Afternoon) This historic outback city has a vibrant, creative pulse, with the Living Desert Sculptures standing tall in the red dust. Can you guess the place? Credit: Visit NSW Submit your answer in the comments below! And for a fun twist, use our 'spoiler' button to reveal other people's guesses—but no peeking too...
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mOiOz
DOCTOR & WIFE
DOCTOR & WIFE
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Riddle What's Wrong With This Image? 11.06.2025
What's Wrong With This Image? 11.06.2025 Good afternoon, members! Let's see if you can crack today’s challenge: Can you spot what’s wrong with this image? Credit: Brightside Share your guesses in the comments below. You can use the 'spoiler' button to see the other answers, but no peeking too soon!! The answer we're looking for is...
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mOiOz
PEOPLE KNOCKING...
PEOPLE KNOCKING...
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Skipton
Joke Fully Prepared
Fully Prepared
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mOiOz
FINALLY, A SOLUTION...
FINALLY, A SOLUTION...
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