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Bit of Silliness
I asked my barber to cut my hair like Tom Cruise.
So he sat me on a cushion.
Doctor, doctor, I think I’m a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together, man!!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in the woods?
Because they are bloody good at it!
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won a Nobel prize?
He was out standing in his field
What's ET short for?
'Cos he's only got little legs
I just heard the company that makes
yardsticks won't be making them any longer
Two peanuts were walking down the road,
one was a salted.
Penguin walks into a bar..
Says to the barman "have you seen my brother ?"
Barman says "What's he look like.?"
Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
Because they lactose
Moses went to Mount Olive,
So Popeye kicked his head in.
On leaving school the careers officer
Said that he had got me an interview
At the local cement factory,
He said that if i got the job i would be set for life.
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