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Young John?
Johnny came home from school and his mum asked him, "How was school today, darling?"
"It was good, I learned a new word today, mum."
"Oh, that's nice." Then, before asking what the word was - she didn't want any nasty surprises - she asked her little darling, "What letter does your new word begin with Johnny, love?"
"It starts with 'F' mummy," Johnny replied.
Mummy's neck hairs started to tingle as she slowly asked, "And what letter does your word end with, sweet?" Expecting the worst.
With an odd look, wondering why his mother was asking silly questions, he answered, "It ends with 'M' mum."
Giving a huge sigh of relief, mother quickly asked, "Oh, that's nice, tell mummy what your new word is love."
Looking at his mum oddly, Johnny turned the palms of his hands up and said, "FVCK'EM!"
"Mum? Mummy? WAKE UP MUMMEEEEeeeee ... "
