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This useful tool, is commonly found in the range of 6 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a lump of little hairy things on one end and a small hole on the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many time in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming body movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy frothy white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surface of the opening and some from the long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to the freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What is it? (will post the answer a little later, below)
 
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