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You might not think this as a joke i love his presentation ofcreverse psychology



You might not think this as a joke i love his presentation of reverse psychology

Here are the three benefits of cigarettes!!!

1. Smokers don't age!
2. Smokers can't be bitten by a dog!
3. Smokers cannot be attacked by thieves while they sleep.

Why? Because...

1. Smokers don't age because they will die young from lung damage, as the Department of Health warns.


2. Smokers won't be bitten by a dog just because when their lungs are damaged, they have to walk with a stick every time. And dogs are afraid of people with a stick in their hands.


3. Bandits can't break into a smoker's house at night because smokers are always awake coughing!


If you like these three benefits, keep smoking or start smoking!

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