[Skipton]

You Gotta Have Friends!​

A man arrives home early in the morning.
His wife asks him. ''And just where did you sleep last night?''
The husband replies, ''Oh, at a friends place.''
So, the wife calls ten of his friends.
Six of them say he spent the night there,
and four of them say that he's still asleep!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Waiter there is a small insect in my soup. Sorry sir I will get you a bigger one,

 

[Barbara V]

That's funny

 

[Reet]

You Gotta Have Friends!​

A man arrives home early in the morning.
His wife asks him. ''And just where did you sleep last night?''
The husband replies, ''Oh, at a friends place.''
So, the wife calls ten of his friends.
Six of them say he spent the night there,
and four of them say that he's still asleep!

Where's the fun in that story? Didn't see any humour there at all.

 

[Reet]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Waiter there is a small insect in my soup. Sorry sir I will get you a bigger one,

Or maybe he'd like a bigger insect?

 

[Ezzy]

That's when you know you have good friends. They'll put their head on the chopping block for you.