[Paul !!]

You cant cure dumb​

Bobby turns up at work on Monday, beaten very badly around the head.
Boss asks what happened
Bobby: I was in church praying and when we finished and stood up I noticed the woman in front had a wedgie, knowing they were uncomfortable I pulled it out, then she turned around and beat me with her bible.
Boss: Well next Sunday take Freddy to Church with you so you dont get into trouble
Monday: Bobby at work even more beaten up
Boss: What happened this time
Bobby: Well we were in Church and you wouldnt believe the same woman was in front and when we finished praying and stood up, sure enough she had a wedgie.
Before I could say anything Freddy pulled it out.
I knew from last week that she hated that so I pushed it back in.

 

[Jarred Santos]

You cant cure dumb​

Bobby turns up at work on Monday, beaten very badly around the head.
Boss asks what happened
Bobby: I was in church praying and when we finished and stood up I noticed the woman in front had a wedgie, knowing they were uncomfortable I pulled it out, then she turned around and beat me with her bible.
Boss: Well next Sunday take Freddy to Church with you so you dont get into trouble
Monday: Bobby at work even more beaten up
Boss: What happened this time
Bobby: Well we were in Church and you wouldnt believe the same woman was in front and when we finished praying and stood up, sure enough she had a wedgie.
Before I could say anything Freddy pulled it out.
I knew from last week that she hated that so I pushed it back in.

Just imagine what he's doing next time