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Yes Sir!!!!!
A former sergeant in the S.A.S took a job as a high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back and was required
to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fitted under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found that he was assigned to
the toughest students in the school.
The smart punks, having already heard that the new teacher
was a former commando, were leery of him, and he knew that they
would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy room, he opened the window wide
and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap,
he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence... the rest of the year went very smoothly!!!!!
