[Skipton]

XXX's​

My wife text me "I love you xxx"
I replied "love you too babe"
She then said "it would mean a lot to me if
you started putting x's at the end of your text xxx"
So I put "Ok babe, Lauren, Emma, Steph, Becky, Rachel"

 

[DLHM]

She asked for it!

 

[Mrtnst]

My cousin loves jokes like this, she's a divorce lawyer.

 

[Maggie96]

I think he might be an ex.

 

[Dennis]

Thank goodness I only had 2 girlfriends.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why should you always bury a lawyer at least 10 feet underground? Because deep down, they really are good people.

 

[DaviRos]

And that's how the fight started!

 

[Luckyus]

Reminds me of an old girl friend that had an annoying habit of putting acronyms on envelopes. She blew me off when I put CHINA on a return letter, and she asked a friend of mine what it meant, and he told her the bastard, that was the end of that liaison.