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Luckyus

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I was feeling tired and exhausted, had gone to bed and was just starting to drift off into a much-needed sleep.

I became aware of a hand gently sliding inside my boxer shorts and start caressing my testicles.
The fingers then started exploring the shaft of my penis and gently rubbing the crown.

I was so tired, I whispered, “not tonight, I’m tired and not in the mood”

“It doesn’t work like that in here”,

Replied my cell mate.
 
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Wrong Place

I was feeling tired and exhausted, had gone to bed and was just starting to drift off into a much-needed sleep.

I became aware of a hand gently sliding inside my boxer shorts and start caressing my testicles.
The fingers then started exploring the shaft of my penis and gently rubbing the crown.

I was so tired, I whispered, “not tonight, I’m tired and not in the mood”

“It doesn’t work like that in here”,

Replied my cell mate.
The ideas that dropping soap in prison can cause :eek: :LOL:
 

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