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Wrong Death Notice
When her husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice
In the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.
No sooner were the Papers delivered when a friend of the family 'phoned and complained
Bitterly "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea."
The widow replied, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he
Died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember
Him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."
