Babybird

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Words of wisdom

1. Beware of the naked person who offers you clothes!

2. When a goat disappears, the aroma of a neighbor's soup becomes suspicious.

3. The future belongs to risk-takers, not comfort seekers!

4. A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple!

5. The first person you think of in the morning or the last person you think of at night is either the cause of your happiness, or the cause of your pain!

6. Be careful who you trust! Salt and sugar are both white!

7. Walls not only have ears, they see now!

8. Sometimes you have to play the role of a fool to fool fools who think they are fooling you!

9. A hard man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is beautiful if her lips are closed.

10. A woman's best perfume is the perfume of her husband's success.

11. A wise man knows that there is something to learn from everyone.

12. It takes wisdom to understand wisdom.

13. Music is nothing if the audience is deaf

14. None of us is as smart as all of us put together. Work together to succeed!

15. If you can't be a bridge to connect people, don't be a wall to separate them!

16. If you can't be a light to illuminate people's good deeds, don't be darkness covering their efforts!

17. If you can't be water to make crops sprout, don't be a wind that destroys them!
 

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