[Skipton]

*Wonderful Definitions.*​

*School:*
A place where Parents pay, and children play.

*Life Insurance:*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.

*Nurse:*
A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

*Marriage:*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters.

*Tears:*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

*Conference:*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

*Conference Room:*
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

*Father:*
A banker provided by nature.

*Boss:*
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

*Politician:*
One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your Confidence after election.

*HOSPITAL:*
An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills.

*Smile:*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

*Government Office:*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

*Yawn:*
The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.

*Etc…*
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

*Committee:*
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.