[Mando]

Woman at Hardware​

Fred asked his wife Mary if she would go to Bunnings Warehouse and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the employee to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom tap set. When the employee was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that tap set?" The employee replied, "That's a gold plated tap set and the price is £4999.00. Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive tap set. It's certainly out of my price bracket."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The employee said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the employee yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?" Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the tap set."

 

[Maddison Dwyer]

Hahahahahaha this took me longer than I'd like to say to understand

 

[Dennis]

Another Person with gold signs in front of there eyes.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why don't more Dinosaurs join the police force? Because they cannot hide behind billboards.

 

[Barbara V]

A good one

 

[havingadoggyday]

Woman at Hardware​

Fred asked his wife Mary if she would go to Bunnings Warehouse and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the employee to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom tap set. When the employee was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that tap set?" The employee replied, "That's a gold plated tap set and the price is £4999.00. Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive tap set. It's certainly out of my price bracket."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. The employee said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one. From the storeroom the employee yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?" Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the tap set."

There's nothing a woman wouldn't do for a gold plated tap set or a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes

 

[magpie1]

Guess that's the last time poor Fred sends Mary to shop at Bunnings.....

 

[Veggiepatch]

Do they have Bunnings in the UK.....

 

[Mrs Robyn]

Do they have Bunnings in the UK.....

No, they have something called B & Q.

 

[Bill MacL]

So, who is Charlie and does Fred know about him?

 

[Joejoe]

Nut screws washer and bolts

 

[Veggiepatch]

Nut screws washer and bolts

Sounds like joke from years ago.