[Vinylted]

Wizard​

The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the KKK. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, " Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet. Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blond with a body that would not stop rose from the third pew.

Her head was bowed and voice quivered as she spoke. "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets. "

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Oh my! Definitely wasn't expecting that! Hahaha! Sounds like this preacher is in big trouble...