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Dennis R 's Morning Joke. Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butterfly.
 
l love the joke made me laugh out loud as it is very funny.
 
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exactly!
 
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An elderly Catholic woman went to confession, but because she was deaf she was inclined to shout. The priest told her to speak more quietly or everyone in the church could hear what she was saying, but the woman yelled back, "What did you say?"
So the priest told her that next time she came to confession she should write down what she wanted to say.
Sure enough, a week later the woman entered the confession box and passed a piece of paper through the grille. The priest looked at it and said, "What's this? A packet of frozen peas, two toilet rolls, a tin of cat food. It looks like a list of groceries"
"Oh, dear," said the old lady, "I must have left my sins at the store."
 
An elderly Catholic woman went to confession, but because she was deaf she was inclined to shout. The priest told her to speak more quietly or everyone in the church could hear what she was saying, but the woman yelled back, "What did you say?"
So the priest told her that next time she came to confession she should write down what she wanted to say.
Sure enough, a week later the woman entered the confession box and passed a piece of paper through the grille. The priest looked at it and said, "What's this? A packet of frozen peas, two toilet rolls, a tin of cat food. It looks like a list of groceries"
"Oh, dear," said the old lady, "I must have left my sins at the store."
Wish we could all leave our sins at the store hey?😀
 
Dennis R 's Morning Joke. Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butterfly.
Haha 😝
 
An elderly Catholic woman went to confession, but because she was deaf she was inclined to shout. The priest told her to speak more quietly or everyone in the church could hear what she was saying, but the woman yelled back, "What did you say?"
So the priest told her that next time she came to confession she should write down what she wanted to say.
Sure enough, a week later the woman entered the confession box and passed a piece of paper through the grille. The priest looked at it and said, "What's this? A packet of frozen peas, two toilet rolls, a tin of cat food. It looks like a list of groceries"
"Oh, dear," said the old lady, "I must have left my sins at the store."
😜
 
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