[Ivory]

With All Due Respect​

An elderly couple was driving cross-country when a highway patrol officer pulled them over.
The wife was driving, but her hearing wasn’t so great.
Officer: “Ma’am, do you realize you were speeding?”
Wife (turning to her husband): “What did he say?”
Husband: “He says you were speeding!”
Officer: “May I see your license, please?”
Wife: “What did he say?”
Husband: “He wants your license!”
She digs it out of her purse and hands it over.
The officer studies it and chuckles.
Officer: “Arkansas, huh? I went on a blind date there once… with the ugliest woman I’ve ever met.”
Wife: “What did he say?”
Husband (grinning): “He says he knows you!”