[Ivory]

With Age Comes Wisdom​

One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
“Bubba, where’d you get that truck?!”
“Mary gave it to me,” Bubba replied.
“She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?”
“Well, Jimmy, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere.
Mary pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed into the woods.
She parked the truck got out, threw off all her clothes and said,
‘Bubba, take whatever you want.’ So I took the truck!”
“You’re a smart man, Bubba! Them clothes wouIda never fit you.

 

[mOiOz]

Next time... he should try taking an IQ test!

 

[Knackers]

If Mary had said, "Go to town Jimmy!" He most likely would have driven into town!...LOL...!

 

[Dennis]

Some years since I heard it last but a good one for new members.

 

[BJM]

A breath

 

[Wombat2u2004]

Next time... he should try taking an IQ test!

You're just jealous that you never got a free truck.

 

[mOiOz]

You're just jealous that you never got a free truck.

I'm more jealous that no one has ever said, 'Take whatever you want.", to me!

 

[Veggiepatch]

Bubba was one smart fella. He went to Specsavers a few days before.

Mary's clothes were 12 sizes too big for Bubba!

 

[Ezzy]

I'm more jealous that no one has ever said, 'Take whatever you want.", to me!

I know the feeling.

 

[Ezzy]

Perhaps he thought he couldn't have his cake & eat it too?

 

[Beverlyn S]

Hahaha that one gave me a proper chuckle!
Bubba’s no fool — he made the practical choice! Can’t argue with logic like that... those clothes wouldn't have matched his boots anyway!