[Skipton]

Wise Italian Grandfather​

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,
Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome
plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.
How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business,
you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money,
a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife
inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?

 

[Senor]

Huh!

 

[Granny*Deb]

Grandpa knows best Guido

 

[margie]

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Wise Italian Grandfather​

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside,
Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome
plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.
How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business,
you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money,
a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife
inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?

Lol Hey Grandpapa is that what you did with Grandmama's boy friend? Hahaha

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

This is the bestest joke I have heard for a while Hubby is still rolling around on the floor laughing

 

[Vinylted]

Extremely rare to hear one I haven't heard before during my life.. Thanks

 

[margaretritchie48]

what? do not understand, can some one explain?