[Luckyus]

WiFi Password​

Me: What’s the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun What did the egg say to the dinosaur. You're egg-stinct.

 

[Jest]

WiFi Password​

Me: What’s the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.

Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $3.

Me: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

Y is not in lowercase.

 

[Luckyus]

Y is not in lowercase.

I normally start a sentence with a capital letter, regardless as to whether it's a punchline or not.

 

[EllenS]

I've seen a similar one:
Person1: "What's the password?"
Person2: "Idontknow"

repeat as desired

 

[Luckyus]

I've seen a similar one:
Person1: "What's the password?"
Person2: "Idontknow"

repeat as desired

There really aren't any new jokes, just variations on old ones

 

[Barbara V]

There really aren't any new jokes, just variations on old ones

Exactly

 

[Ezzy]

Similar to the father visiting his son & asked for the password for the Wi-Fi & was told it's taped under the Modem.

After 3 failed attempts to log in the father asked, 'Am l spelling this right? t-a-p-e-d-u-n-d-e-r-t-h-e-m-o-d-e-m?'