Mando

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Why?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.

Why do we buy hamburgers in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
 
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Good thinking.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why is milk the fastest thing in the world? Because it's pasteurized before you see it.
 
Apropos of the first post. Why is there no abbreviation for the word 'abbreviated"?
 
Why is the sun always out when its bright, and warm and pleasant, but it is never out at night when it is cold and dark and miserable and you really need it?
 
Why is the sun always out when its bright, and warm and pleasant, but it is never out at night when it is cold and dark and miserable and you really need it?
I know right .... its like them sticking those big electric fans on top of hills, and then they only run them when its windy. IDIOTS!
 
Why don't you ever see a baby seagull?

Why does sour cream have a use by date?

Why do people spend 15 minutes to find the closest parking spot to the shopping centre entrance then spend 2 hours walking around and buy nothing?

Why do people actually touch the paint if they see a "Wet Paint" sign?
 
Why do people actually touch the paint if they see a "Wet Paint" sign?
Exactly we all believe theres a billion stars in a billion galaxies out there, because we are told that .... but see a wet paint sign and we don't trust it.
 
Why don't you ever see a baby seagull?

Why does sour cream have a use by date?

Why do people spend 15 minutes to find the closest parking spot to the shopping centre entrance then spend 2 hours walking around and buy nothing?

Why do people actually touch the paint if they see a "Wet Paint" sign?
Why do people insist on writing there name in wet concrete🤔I see baby seagulls everyday for a feed.😁
 
Why do people insist on writing there name in wet concrete🤔
Because its a damn site easier than writing your name in dry concrete.
 
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