[Luckyus]

Why Women Need a Husband?​

A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains:

“I don’t want to marry”.

I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient.

I don’t need a husband.

But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do ?

The psychiatrist replied:

“YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life.

But somethings inevitably will not go the way you want.


Somethings will go wrong.

Sometimes you will fail.

Sometimes your plans won’t work.

Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled.

Then who will you blame?

Will you blame Yourself ?

Woman: “NO!!!”

Psychiatrist:


“That’s why you need a Husband”

 

[Ivory]

I’d blame my mother!

 

[Suzanne rose]

Oh !!! Hubby always ask me why I blame him for everything. I tell him I only do that when it is his fault

 

[Viellarde]

Oh !!! Hubby always ask me why I blame him for everything. I tell him I only do that when it is his fault

Makes sense to every woman!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Knock-Knock, who's there. Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Knock-Knock, who's there. Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Oh !!! Hubby always ask me why I blame him for everything. I tell him I only do that when it is his fault

Apparently you don't speak to him very often....

 

[Suzanne rose]

Apparently you don't speak to him very often....

No we do.

 

[Viellarde]

Apparently you don't speak to him very often....

Well batted Veggiepatch.

 

[Veggiepatch]

Well batted Veggiepatch.

Gotta support us good fellas!

 

[Luckyus]

I find it curious that nobody has commented on why a man. needs a wife?

 

[Ivory]

I find it curious that nobody has commented on why a man. needs a wife?

They don’t need a wife, they need a substitute mother, social secretary, laundress etc etc

 

[Suzanne rose]

I find it curious that nobody has commented on why a man. needs a wife?

Because they don't want to hear it's because they need a cleaner,a cook ,a chef , a psychologist, whoa there's more ...

 

[magpie1]

 

[Luckyus]

Because they don't want to hear it's because they need a cleaner,a cook ,a chef , a psychologist, whoa there's more ...

I'm sure I posted the joke? Oh well c'est la vie

 

[Luckyus]

They don’t need a wife, they need a substitute mother, social secretary, laundress etc etc

I was taught from an early to be self reliant I've never relid on a woman to look after me. Even in my marriage we have always been partners, at one time the poxy government poked it's nose to know why I had signed over everything to my wife, and I told them that I was being operated on and that although i was going on the table breathing there was no guarantee that I would be coming off it breathing?

 

[Suzanne rose]

I'm sure I posted the joke? Oh well c'est la vie

I thought I remember seeing that one