[Mando]

Why I'm a Wine Drinker​

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstratedthat if we drink 1 liter of water each day, At the end of the year we would have absorbed More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria Found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.. However, We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) Because alcohol has to go through a purification process Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health. Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, Than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!​

 

[Ivory]

There is one flaw in you argument that is yet to be scientifically confirmed. If you don’t drink water it is not possible to consume coffee. Coffee has been found to enhance social situations, strengthen the desire for intense isolation and works as a powerful anti depressant and anti anxiety
agent. Coffee is an absolute necessity for modern life, so I will remain a devotee of my coffee!