[mOiOz]

WHY DID YOU MARRY ME?​

 

[Wandiwa]

I was dating an older woman and she taught me how to do cunnilingus well by reciting the alphabet while doing it ... she ended up leaving me for a chinese guy.

 

[Ivory]

I was dating an older woman and she taught me how to do cunnilingus well by reciting the alphabet while doing it ... she ended up leaving me for a chinese guy.

Very funny and very clever retort. I love it

 

[Luckyus]

I was dating an older woman and she taught me how to do cunnilingus well by reciting the alphabet while doing it ... she ended up leaving me for a chinese guy.

I hope you became a cunning linguist? Although it can be a bugger going to the dentist for a haircut?

 

[Ivory]

I hope you became a cunning linguist? Although it can be a bugger going to the dentist for a haircut?

Complimentary dental floss is a bonus!

 

[mOiOz]

Complimentary dental floss is a bonus!

While we're on the subject..... I was always under the impression. that the best way to get rid of pubic hair
is....
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spit...!