[Skipton]

Who's Zoo!​

I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.
There she was in her uniform –
straightaway I knew she was a keeper.

 

[Dougal]

Who's Zoo!​

I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.
There she was in her uniform –
straightaway I knew she was a keeper.

?????

 

[Dennis]

Just a little rudely joke, a prostitute had her appendix out and she said to the surgeon don't stich me up I want to make a bit on the side.

 

[spalasskyeterriers]

oh my god sick jokes now might even delete the whole thing how about some good jokes again

 

[Lesleymorris58]

oh my god sick jokes now might even delete the whole thing how about some good jokes again

I agree, start again

 

[Dougal]

I agree, start again

I cannot understand why the SDC doesn't peer review submitted
anecdotes to ensure that they are jokes that would be "got" by all.

 

[Thecheesequeen]

?????

A keeper is a person who looks after animals at the zoo. A keeper is also someone you have a future with, as in “Don’t let this one get away - she’s a keeper”.

 

[Emmy Im12]

Who's Zoo!​

I met my girlfriend whilst she was working at the zoo.
There she was in her uniform –
straightaway I knew she was a keeper.

 

[Dougal]

A keeper is a person who looks after animals at the zoo. A keeper is also someone you have a future with, as in “Don’t let this one get away - she’s a keeper”.

I knew those meanings but I still don't get what's supposed to be funny.

Do you know what is the joke?

 

[Thecheesequeen]

Sorry, if you don’t get it, you don’t get it. Maybe just wait for tomorrow’s joke.