''Who's Sarah?''
I texted my wife this afternoon,
“Darling, I had a bad accident at work this
morning and fell from great height.
Sarah kindly rushed me to the hospital,
the doctors have examined me and tested me,
they have x-rayed the damage in my legs
and say I may never walk again, and will
possibly stay in a wheelchair for the rest of my life.”
She texted back, “Who’s Sarah?”