[James Gutierrez]

Who was that?​

A married couple is fast asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The groggy husband answers it, expecting the worst. After listening a few seconds, he shouts, 'How should I know? Who do you think I am, the weather man?' and slams down the receiver.

'Who was that?' asks his wife.

'I don't know; some bloke wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

 

[Dennis]

Not heard that one before.

 

[Veggiepatch]

The married fella wouldn't have a clue!

He lives in Dubbo....