[Skipton]

Who Cares??​

I was standing in the Club one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When you’re seventy...............who cares?

 

[Littleboy8]

Who Cares??​

I was standing in the Club one night minding my own business.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When you’re seventy...............who cares?

 

[Veggiepatch]

Best laugh I've had all Sunday!

 

[Littleboy8]

Best laugh I've had all Sunday!

Me too I thought of you

 

[Veggiepatch]

Me too I thought of you

I would have asked her back to the veggiepatch to see if she roots....

Carrot, turnip, doesn't matter....

 

[Littleboy8]

I would have asked her back to the veggiepatch to see if she roots....

Carrot, turnip, doesn't matter....

 

[Veggiepatch]

Almost back to my "normal" self, whatever that is, after a total lack of sleep and dealing with the typical Dandy drongos this morning.

 

[Ezzy]

Must try those lines myself if l can get a fat, ugly chick to squeeze my 71 year old bum. (Any takers?)