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Who’s The New Woman in Town?
Paddy goes to confessions, "Bless me father, l have had sex with Fanny Green every week for the last month!". Priest gives him 5 Hail Marys for penance. Murphy goes in next, "Bless me father, I had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past month!". He gets 10 Hail Marys!
Priest enquires who this woman is and is told she is new in town. Next morning at mass a beautiful woman slinks up the aisle wearing a green mini skirt and matching green shiny shoes! She sits in the front seat, her long slender legs slightly apart - Sharon Stone style!
The priest and altar boy cannot take their eyes off her! The priest composes himself and whispers to the altar boy "Is that Fanny Green?"
"No!", he says "I think its just the reflection off her shoes!"
