[Skipton]

Whilst Out Walking!​

I was walking with my son the other day...
He picked up an acorn and asked me what it was.
I told him it was a tree.
He said, 'Really?'
I said, 'Well, in a nutshell yes.'

**

I was walking home last night through the park,
when this scary-looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little shit used a permanent marker,
and it was a bastard to wash it off.
**

I was walking past a field and saw a couple of guys stealing the steps off a fence.
A lady came up to me and said 'Aren't you going to stop them?'
I said 'No. That's not my stile.'

 

[Jarred Santos]

Whilst Out Walking!​

I was walking home last night through the park,
when this scary looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little shit used a permanent marker
and it was a bastard to wash it off.
**

I was walking with my son the other day...
He picked up an acorn and asked me what it was.
I told him it was a tree.
He said really?
I said, well in a nutshell yes.
**

I was walking past a field and saw a couple
of guys stealing the steps off a fence.
A lady came up to me and said '
Aren't you going to stop them?'
I said 'No. That's not my stile.'

I'll never hear 'drew a knife' the same way again

 

[Emmy Im12]

Whilst Out Walking!​

I was walking with my son the other day...
He picked up an acorn and asked me what it was.
I told him it was a tree.
He said, 'Really?'
I said, 'Well, in a nutshell yes.'

**

I was walking home last night through the park,
when this scary-looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little shit used a permanent marker,
and it was a bastard to wash it off.
**

I was walking past a field and saw a couple of guys stealing the steps off a fence.
A lady came up to me and said 'Aren't you going to stop them?'
I said 'No. That's not my stile.'

Clever!!

 

[Carltonkev]

Whilst Out Walking!​

I was walking with my son the other day...
He picked up an acorn and asked me what it was.
I told him it was a tree.
He said, 'Really?'
I said, 'Well, in a nutshell yes.'

**

I was walking home last night through the park,
when this scary-looking kid drew a knife on me...
The little shit used a permanent marker,
and it was a bastard to wash it off.
**

I was walking past a field and saw a couple of guys stealing the steps off a fence.
A lady came up to me and said 'Aren't you going to stop them?'
I said 'No. That's not my stile.'

If you said anything to them they could take offence

 

[Lesleymorris58]

I'll never hear 'drew a knife' the same way again

Now when I hear, drew a knife, permanent marker will instantly pop into my head, I will try not to laugh

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

What colour was the permanent marker?