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Whew!!!

A guy needed a horse, so he went to a temple and got one.
Before he left, the priest told him that it was a special horse.
In order for it to go, he would say
“Thank God” and for it to stop he would have to say “Amen”.
So, the guy went, and a few minutes later he dozed off on his horse.
A few hours later, he woke up and was going off the edge of a cliff.
So, he shouted “Amen!” and the horse stopped a few inches from the edge.
“Whew,” he said. “Thank God.”
 

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