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Where's The Money?
A drug lord learns that one of his most trusted crew members has skimmed off nearly $500K in cash from his drug operation.
Donnie, the crewman is completely deaf, which was the reason he got the job in the first place. The boss assumed he would overhear nothing and so he would never be able to testify in court.
When the boss goes to confront Donnie about his missing money, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language. He tells the lawyer, "Ask him where my money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks , "Where's the money?" Donnie signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the drug lord, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about?"
The drug lord pulls out a pistol, puts it to the Donnie's head and says, "Ask him again. And this time make it clear if he doesn't tell me I'll kill him right here and now!" The lawyer signs to Donnie once more, "He's gonna kill you if you don't tell him where the money is right now."
Donnie looks into the boss's eyes and sees no way out. Out of options and out of time he reluctantly signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a waterproof satchel, buried behind my cousin Pablo's cabin."
The boss raises an eyebrow and asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the f@#$%& trigger."
