When Spellcheck Strikes Again

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I’ve been helping myself to your wife, day and night, when you’re not around. In fact, more than you.
I don’t get it at home, but that’s no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt, and I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t ever happen again.”

A few moments later, a second text came in:



