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What's Better: Work, Or Prison?
In Prison: You spend most of your time in a 10 X 10 cell.
At Work: You spend most of your time in a 6 X 6 cubicle.
In Prison: You get three meals a day free of charge.
At Work: You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it.
In Prison: For good behaviour, you get time off.
At Work: For good behaviour, you get more work.
In Prison: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At Work: You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
In Prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At Work: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In Prison: You get your own toilet.
At Work: You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat.
In Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At Work: you aren't even supposed to speak To your family.
In Prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
At Work: You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In Prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
At Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
In Prison: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
At Work: They are called 'managers'.
