What'd Ya Find?
It's amazing how the very young learn about sex at an early age these days!
Little Johnny and young Mary are playing shops on the front verandah;
he's selling her a cup of cordial for 20 cents, she sells him a make believe ice cream
for 15 cents and so on when young Mary comes running up to little Johnny and excitedly says,
"Little Johnny, guess what I found on the patio?" Little Johnny, equally as excited replies
"What'd ya find Mary, what'd ya find?" Young Mary replies.... "I found a condom!"
Little Johnny has a stunned look on his face when he asks "wha.. wha... what's a patio?"