[Skipton]

What Kind Of School Are You Running Here?​

When her Child’s towel was stolen during a School swimming trip,

an irritated Parent demanded of the Class Teacher,

“What kind of petty thieves are in class with my Child ?!?”

“I’m sure it was taken accidentally,” said the Teacher. “What does it look like ?”

“It’s white,” said the Parent. “And it has 'Sheraton' printed on it."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Hilarious!!!

 

[Xe]

A little old lady gets arrested for stealing a can of peaches from a grocery store.​

At the trial, the judge asks her why she stole a can of peaches. She replies, "Your Honour, my husband and I don't have much, and we are very poor. I was simply trying to do something about my hunger."

The judge, feeling sorry for the old lady, asked, "How many peaches were in the can?"

"6," the old lady responded.

"Then," the judge said, "you will spend one day in jail for each peach, for a total of 6 days."

"Your Honour," spoke her husband, "she also stole a can of peas!"