''What Does Your Daddy Do?''

A third grade teacher is getting to
know her pupils on the first day of school.
She turns to one little girl and says,
''And what does your daddy do?''
The little girl replies,

''Whatever mummy tells him to!''
Lol, well the little girls tells as it is! Hahaha.
 
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my girls and I were at a friends house one day and one of them was a huge question asker,,she asked my friend where things in her pantry came from so my friend asked her where her father was,,she said at work,,my friend asked what he took with him ,, meaning his lunch,,and shock horror she said his penis,,,,to this day I have no idea where that came from
 
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my girls and I were at a friends house one day and one of them was a huge question asker,,she asked my friend where things in her pantry came from so my friend asked her where her father was,,she said at work,,my friend asked what he took with him ,, meaning his lunch,,and shock horror she said his penis,,,,to this day I have no idea where that came from
As the American Express advert used to say......NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT. 🤣
 
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