[Luckyus]

What A Life​

If you think yours is bad, just think how bad the life of an egg is?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
They've got to boil you to get you hard.
It only takes two minutes to get you soft.
You have to share a box with eleven other blokes.
And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.

 

[Gazman]

Politically correct or incorrect?

 

[Dennis]

Very funny.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would they put on their towels? Hiss and Hearse.