[Vinylted]

Well almost.... lol​

 

[Littleboy8]

good one

 

[Ivory]

Pure gold. Finally Rod Stewart has had a possible age revealed!

 

[Littleboy8]

Pure gold. Finally Rod Stewart has had a possible age revealed!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This joke is a bit cheeky so beware. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed awa, Katie went straight away to her grandparents' home to visit her 95- year- old grandmother and to comfort her, when she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother said he had a heart attack whilst having sex on Sunday morning, horrified, Kate told her grandmother that two nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble, " oh no my dear" granny replied, many years ago, realizing our advanced age we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells rang on a Sunday morning, It was a nice rhythm, nice and slow, nothing to strenuous, simply in with the Ding and out on the dong, she wiped away a few tears and continued, he would have still been alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come down the street.

 

[Leenie]

Hilarious. Haha

 

[UruauP]

Absolutely classic.

 

[UruauP]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This joke is a bit cheeky, so beware. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed awa, Katie went straight away to her grandparents' home to visit her 95- year- old grandmother and to comfort her, when she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother said he had a heart attack whilst having sex on Sunday morning, horrified, Kate told her grandmother that two nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble, " oh no my dear" granny replied, many years ago, realizing our advanced age we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells rang on a Sunday morning, It was a nice rhythm, nice and slow, nothing to strenuous, simply in with the Ding and out on the dong, she wiped away a few tears and continued, he would have still been alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come down the street.

Cracker!

 

[whocares4Me]

So accurate!!!

 

[Reet]

Excellent, it really looks like the Rolling Stones!

 

[Reet]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This joke is a bit cheeky so beware. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed awa, Katie went straight away to her grandparents' home to visit her 95- year- old grandmother and to comfort her, when she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother said he had a heart attack whilst having sex on Sunday morning, horrified, Kate told her grandmother that two nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble, " oh no my dear" granny replied, many years ago, realizing our advanced age we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells rang on a Sunday morning, It was a nice rhythm, nice and slow, nothing to strenuous, simply in with the Ding and out on the dong, she wiped away a few tears and continued, he would have still been alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come down the street.

Your best yet Dennis

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Two cannibals meet one day. the first cannibal says you know I cannot seem to get any tender Missionaries nowadays, I have baked them, roasted them, I have stewed them and have used every kind of marinate, but I just cannot seem to get them tender, the second cannibal asks what kind of missionaries do you use?, the first one replies those who live down near the creek, they wear Brown robes, have ropes around their waist, something round their necks and shave the hair on their heads just leaving a bunch on top, the second cannibal said theirs your problem, they are Friars. a

 

[Miss Chris]

Oh very good…..very good indeed.

 

[Vet543]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. This joke is a bit cheeky so beware. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had passed awa, Katie went straight away to her grandparents' home to visit her 95- year- old grandmother and to comfort her, when she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother said he had a heart attack whilst having sex on Sunday morning, horrified, Kate told her grandmother that two nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble, " oh no my dear" granny replied, many years ago, realizing our advanced age we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells rang on a Sunday morning, It was a nice rhythm, nice and slow, nothing to strenuous, simply in with the Ding and out on the dong, she wiped away a few tears and continued, he would have still been alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come down the street.

That good ... I didn't guess the punch line that time