[Skipton]

''We Just Went Through A Red Light''!​

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -
both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad.
The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it.
I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction
and the light was red again. And, again, they went right through.
The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.
She was getting nervous.
At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.
So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred,
did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said,
"Oh! Am I driving?"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -
both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad.
The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it.
I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction
and the light was red again. And, again, they went right through.
The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.
She was getting nervous.
At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.
So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred,
did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said,
"Oh! Am I driving?"

Oh, Mildred! Hahaha!

 

[Gazman]

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -
both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad.
The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it.
I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction
and the light was red again. And, again, they went right through.
The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.
She was getting nervous.
At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.
So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred,
did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said,
"Oh! Am I driving?"

Sounds like me grandmother. Tee hee!~it's her birthday on Monday (Names Winnie)

 

[RTS]

My aunt rolled her car with my mother as passenger. She said her first thought was 'Oh no I've killed Edna'. Southpark was big at the time with the recurrent 'Oh no I've killed Kenny'.
Both ladies were fine and my aunt went on a few years later to drive into a shopfront in Esperance whilst trying to park. She gave up driving soon after that, I think.

 

[Ezzy]

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car -
both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along, they came to major crossroad.
The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it.
I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction
and the light was red again. And, again, they went right through.
The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it.
She was getting nervous.
At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through.
So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred,
did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row?
You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said,
"Oh! Am I driving?"

My aunt rolled her car with my mother as passenger. She said her first thought was 'Oh no I've killed Edna'. Southpark was big at the time with the recurrent 'Oh no I've killed Kenny'.
Both ladies were fine and my aunt went on a few years later to drive into a shopfront in Esperance whilst trying to park. She gave up driving soon after that, I think.

Perhaps she thought with 2 misses next time may not be so lucky & gave up her licence you think?