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We Have The Best Relationship!
Two weeks ago, my soon-to-be mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist".
She said it was the evillest book she ever read.
So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it.
She walked it down to the beach and threw it into the ocean by the lighthouse.
That afternoon, I may have snuck out of the house whilst
they were all visiting on the deck and bought another copy.
I may have also plunged it in the utility sink with some leftover fish,
blow dried it and left it on the night table askew by the guest bed.
We have the BEST relationship…
