[Skipton]

Wasn't Expecting That!​

Jeremy asks his wife Naomi what she wants for their 30th wedding anniversary.
"Would you like a new diamond bracelet ?" he asks.
"Not really "says Naomi.
"How about a Lexus Sports Car ? says Jeremy
"No thanks" she replies.
"Well how about a holiday home in the South of France ?" he suggests.
She again rejects his offer.
Jeremy sighs and says "Well what would you like for our 30th anniversary? "
"I'd like a divorce,Jeremy"Naomi replies.
"Oy,I wasn't planning to spend that much !" says Jeremy.

 

[Dennis]

And so, say all of us.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.!

 

[ynotbpositive]

Be careful where you shop!

 

[mOiOz]

Be careful where you shop!

Exactly... choose the right lawyer!

 

[maxtyson]

And so, say all of us.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.!

 

[Brody]

Something drastically wrong there, safe to say.